The War of The Sciences

As was reading xkcd I came across what was possibly one of the most hilarious comics I've seen in a very long time

It reminded me a bit of a friend of mine from school.
Doug, or as he is known by the majority of those on our campus: Mendel Doug.

He was a physics major (like myself) who graduated last year or maybe the year before that (I'm not quite certain)
yet he still shows up on campus from time to time

he's also well known for his profound hatred of chemistry (and he's not alone), and is famous for perpetrating many an attack against chemistry labs and majors alike
(I've heard tales that he would hide in the bushes and attack unsuspecting chemistry majors with a lightsaber, and I've personally witnessed/participated in his attacks against their labs)

On a side note he and several other friends of mine are working on a movie which centers on the conflict between the forces of physics (good) and the forces of chemistry (evil)
(one friend created this preview for said movie.)